Southern Illinois Quiz: Dispensary Name or Church?

Do you come here to seek the face of God or to go to church?

How well do you know Southern Illinois’ newly-legal dispensaries and modern churches? Here’s a list of local church and dispensary names. Guess which each one is and see how you did below. Don’t forget to check your rating at the bottom!

Names:

1. Ascend

2. Village

3. Lead

4. Eden

5. Harvest

6. Green Temple

7. Red Hill

8. Enjoy

9. GardenCity

10. Ivy Hall

11. Pathway

12. Navigation

13. Trailhead

14. Metro

15. Elevate

16. Cloud9

17. Liberty

18. Connect

19. The Crossing

20. Terrace

21. Victory

22. Generation

Answers:

1. Ascend: This was a warm-up. Ascend is a chain of dispensaries with locations throughout the Midwest and Northeast.

2. Village: Tricky one. Dispensary in Godfrey

3. Lead: Church in Collinsville

4. Eden: Church in Edwardsville. Would have been a good dispensary.

5. Harvest: Church in Troy. Might have been a better dispensary.

6. Green Temple: Dispensary in Troy

7. Red Hill: Church in Glen Carbon.

8. Enjoy: Church in O’Fallon

9. GardenCity: Church in Belleville, but give it time.

10. Ivy Hall: Dispensary in Edwardsville

11. Pathway: Church in Troy

12. Navigation: Church in Collinsville

13. Trailhead: Church in Edwardsville

14. Metro: Church in Edwardsville

15. Elevate: Elevate is both a church in O’Fallon and a dispensary in Collinsville because of course it is.

16. Cloud9: Dispensary in Edwardsville

17. Liberty: Church in Edwardsville

18. Connect: Church in South Roxana

19. The Crossing: Church in St. Jacob

20. Terrace: Dispensary in Alton

21. Victory: Church in O’Fallon

22. Generation: Church in Caseyville

Rating:

• 0-6 correct: Normal person. You’re not particularly knowledgeable about local dispensaries or churches. Perhaps you have a favorite one of each. All very fine and normal.

• 6-12 correct: Well-versed. You either know a lot about churches, a lot about dispensaries, or a little bit about both. Maybe you minister to distributors or perhaps distribute to ministers.

• 12-18 correct: Expert. You work in one of these businesses. Or both?

• 18+ correct: Fire Marshal. There’s no other explanation. If you weren’t the Fire Marshal before, you are now.