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Trump Announces Musical Draft After Freedom 250 Dropouts
Musicians must report to their nearest Guitar Center for processing
May 29 • SIC Staff
Downstate Updates #1
Target still sucks, Aurora got scammed, and republicans want a new state
May 24 • SIC Staff
County Emergency Alerts Moving to Truth Social Premium
Notices still available to non-subscribers by FOIA request
May 13 • SIC Staff
Paying Customers Only People Not Playing Forza Horizon 6 Right Now
Playground Games warns honest players not to see or hear the game before May 19
May 12 • SIC Staff
Why Me, Cookie Monster, Need to Audit Fort Cookie
It not what you think
May 11 • SIC Staff
Introducing the Midwest Parenting Commentary Guide
Featuring our new Zero Accountability Meter
May 5 • SIC Staff

April 2026

New Controversy After Trump Uses AI to Depict Himself as JB Pritzker
Pope unfazed
Apr 13 • SIC Staff
Southern Illinois Quiz: Dispensary Name or Church?
Do you come here to seek the face of God or to go to church?
Apr 11 • SIC Staff
Meta Is Draining My Will to Live
From the editor's desk
Apr 11 • SIC Staff
Reports: God Developing a Community Facebook Group Admin Complex
Carol help us
Apr 10 • SIC Staff
Police K-9 Wants Suspect to Throw Gun Again
He won't let anyone else near it
Apr 8 • SIC Staff
Exhausted Admin Locks Comments Under Subdivision Easter Egg Hunt Post
That's three years in a row
Apr 5 • SIC Staff
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