Archive - The Southern Illinois Chronicle

Missouri Defunds Dolly Parton Literacy Program After Someone Defines "Literacy"

"Nice try, lady."

Jun 3 • SIC Staff

Sheriff's Office: Chicago Bears Free to Leave Thanks to Illinois SAFE-T Act

Presumed innocence has ruined everything

Jun 3 • SIC Staff

May 2026

Trump Announces Musical Draft After Freedom 250 Dropouts

Musicians must report to their nearest Guitar Center for processing

May 29 • SIC Staff

Downstate Updates #1

Target still sucks, Aurora got scammed, and republicans want a new state

May 24 • SIC Staff

County Emergency Alerts Moving to Truth Social Premium

Notices still available to non-subscribers by FOIA request

May 13 • SIC Staff

Paying Customers Only People Not Playing Forza Horizon 6 Right Now

Playground Games warns honest players not to see or hear the game before May 19

May 12 • SIC Staff

Why Me, Cookie Monster, Need to Audit Fort Cookie

It not what you think

May 11 • SIC Staff

Introducing the Midwest Parenting Commentary Guide

Featuring our new Zero Accountability Meter

May 5 • SIC Staff

April 2026

New Controversy After Trump Uses AI to Depict Himself as JB Pritzker

Apr 13 • SIC Staff

Southern Illinois Quiz: Dispensary Name or Church?

Do you come here to seek the face of God or to go to church?

Apr 11 • SIC Staff

Meta Is Draining My Will to Live

From the editor's desk

Apr 11 • SIC Editor

Reports: God Developing a Community Facebook Group Admin Complex

Apr 10 • SIC Staff

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